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turned and pointed to billy's hair. "where did you get that f@x@in' rug"
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Billy thompson was a ref at the time jim was
playing. he was widely regarded as the best ref at the time and known not to
stand any nonsense.
In one match both billy and jim managed to live up to their reputations
magnificently. as per usual billy made his pre-match warnings about not
standing for any dirty play, to which jim responded with an audible
chuckle, nothing said.
As perusual, in the first 5 minutes of the game, jim committed an act
of thuggery. sure enough billy called him over. as he walked across jim
was laughing. perplexed, billy asked what was so funny? no reply except
more laughter and a shake of the head. billy responded by pointing out
that the big fella was about be sent off and "you think it's so funny
then". more laughter.
So the whistle went and the finger pointed to the sheds - even more
laughter as jim turned to walk off, continuing to chuckle to himself.
billy couldn't stand it any more and had to ask what was so funny. jim
turned and pointed to billy's hair. "where did you get that f@x@in' rug"
was all he said before turning to leave the field for yet another early
bath, and leaving the remaining members of both sides in fits.
As told by the immortal mr thompson himself.
Appears in the following pages ....P60_Jim MILLS
Date of posting ... 03-Feb-2006
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