| Prodigal Son, a member of the
Kennel, Canterbury fansite.
Now, that reminds me of a funny (but true!!!) story
involving Phil Gould and Darryl Brohman (and me
and a friend) in 1984.
Now, Phil Gould and Darryl Brohman came from Penrith
to Canterbury at the start of 1984. Me and my friend
(who went together to about 15 Bulldogs games that
year) were not too keen on this as we considered
at the time that their defence was suspect and their
attacking skills were overrated (and that there
were better players that Canterbury could have purchased).
Nonetheless, they were there.
In the mid 1980s me and my friend used to sit behind
the goalposts at the Canterbury Road end of the
ground, as this was where the most vocal/passionate
Canterbury supporters would congregate (by comparison
the Stewart Stand was like an English County Cricket
crowd!). In those days we would get there early
and see all 3 grades!
Anyway, Gould and Brohman are playing in Reserve
grade and are having shocking games, especially
Phil (dropping ball, missing tackles etc). Its not
even half time, and the score is already something
like 24-0 to the opposition (I forget who the opponents
were - after all, it was 20 years ago!). To make
matters worse for Phil, he is the captain and is
not talking to his players (in period between when
opposition score their tries and conversion is taken).
Anyway, another opposition try has just been scored
and the Bulldogs Reserve Grade team are (yet again)
near the goalposts waiting for the conversion to
take place.
By this stage my friend has had enough and gets
stuck into Gould big time (from memory Gould missed
a tackle that led to the try).
He shouts things like ..........."you're the captain
Gould, why don't you talk to your players.......you're
useless Gould..........you're as useful as a bump
on a log...........(and finally).........go back
to Penrith".
Just before my friend called out "go back to Penrith"
Darryl Brohman (who was larger around the stomach
area than most players) had walked up to Phil and
put his arm around him as if to say "Don't let it
get to you mate".
Immediately after my friend yelled out to Phil "go
back to Penrith", I called out "and take your fat
mate with you" (as I was annoyed with Brohman's
performance during the game).
As soon as I said "and take your fat mate with you"
Darryl dropped his arm and moved away from Phil
as quickly as he could - it was as if he had just
been told that Phil Gould had leprosy!
Darryl was a big forward not noted for agility,
but he moved quickly on this occasion!
About 4 Canterbury Reserve graders saw what happened
and burst into laughter!
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